- He's funny.
- He's original.
- He mixes sarcasm with substance.
- He's not afraid to call it as he sees it.
- He's not employed by the Plain Dealer.
Despite being M.I.A. (as most area writers have) during this terribly boring off season, we finally have an Ingraham sighting.
Of course, it is a painfully depressing and somewhat concerning article; but at least he has the courage to speak up. If you read Hoynse's responses to the lack of moves by the Tribe this off season, you'd think he was in a constant state of apology to Shapiro and Co. for predicting them to finish 4th last season. Livingston of course still thinks he is writing to a group of Harvard Law students. Shaw is, well, Shaw....boring, unclear, off base, unoriginal. Pluto is trying to make his mark and not awful. Oker, Levine, and the others....ho hum.
But enough about the writers. Jim Ingraham doesn't say much that most of us die hard fans don't know. But again...at least he says it. Here are some snippets:
Shhhh. Men not at work. So let's see. This off season, the Tigers have added
Miguel Cabrera, Edgar Renteria and Dontrelle Willis (11 All-Star selections
among them). The White Sox have added Nick Swisher, Orlando Cabrera and Scott
Linebrink. The Twins have added Delmon Young, Adam Everett and Craig Monroe, and they will be getting back stud lefty Francisco Liriano, who missed all of last
year following Tommy John surgery. Even the Royals have made a significant
addition, signing free-agent outfielder Jose Guillen. The Indians? Ladies and
gentlemen: Masahide Kobayashi! Oh yeah, and Jamey Carroll. A bullpen setup man
and a utility infielder. That's it.
Boy, you said it Jim! Hot Dogs with Masa and The Station Agent! Whooooopppddddeeeeee Freakin' DO!
You've heard of the saying, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it?" This is more like
"If it ain't broke, don't go anywhere near it. Put it up on blocks in the
garage, lock the door and take the winter off."
I couldn't have said it better myself. I'm starting to wonder if Shapiro has actually been in the Bahamas with Tony Romo secretly text messaging some gopher of his to start a rumor that we are interested in Bedard, Haren, Rolen, Rios, Roberts, and Blanton. "Ha, ha.." he laughs to himself, "That'll get the fans excited. At least we tried, they'll think." he snickers to the bartender.
Standing pat is rarely a preferred strategy in any professional sport.
Exhibit A: the Cavaliers.
Boy, that sounds familiar.
That Indians officials think they can interrupt that parade of parity and repeat
as division champions while making only a couple minor window-dressing moves in
the off season is either the height of arrogance, a sane, rational response to a
mediocre class of free agents, or just plain foolish.
Tell em Jim! Arrogance and Foolish! Maybe if they signed C.C., I could live with the arrogant part!
The Indians came within one win of making it to the World Series last year
despite the fact Travis Hafner had an off year, they got very little run
production out of both corner outfield spots and virtually nothing from Cliff
Lee and Jeremy Sowers, two pitchers who were supposed to be key contributors in
the rotation. On the other hand, there were some unexpected positives, such as
Joe Borowski, the Plan B closer, who led the league in saves. Asdrubal Cabrera,
who wasn't even supposed to be in the majors last year, wound up being a key
second half and postseason performer. Fausto Carmona, who was ticketed for
Buffalo in spring training, won 19 games. Victor Martinez had a career year.
C.C. Sabathia won the Cy Young Award. Rafael Betancourt was the best setup man
in the majors. Rookie relievers Jensen Lewis and Rafael Perez were almost
unhittable in the second half. And there were no major injuries that kept key
players sidelined for an extended period of time. Are all those positives going
to happen again in 2008? Probably not.
There you have it folks. The Half-Full vs. Half-Empty argument found on message boards throughout the area all off season. The Shapiro lovers versus the Shapiro haters. The optimists versus the pessimists. As you know, this blog has taken the Half-Empty stance since day one and considering how you have voted in recent poles, most of you agree.
Here is the rest of the article, but as you might figure, I have summarized most of it. Overall, Ingraham delivered as usual and in a brief article, has covered all of the pros and cons of this off season admirably.
The unfortunate part is, you know the front office isn't listening.
Gooooooooooooooooooo Tribe!
Cheers!